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Meme Teh Eighteenth - The Funniest

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And now, a guest meme. Made by celli_puzzle. <3

Name the six funniest people you know (RL or celebrities):
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Give six reasons why each these people are awesome (six reasons per person):
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Name your six favorite quotes from each of these people (one quote per person):
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( 7 answers — What do you have to say? )
glowing_dragon
Aug. 17th, 2008 03:52 am (UTC)
Name the six funniest people you know (RL or celebrities):
1. Spoz.
2. Jeremy.
3. Corey.
4. Nathan.
5. Sean.
6. Erin.

Give six reasons why each these people are awesome (six reasons per person):
1. Wordplay, impossible situations, obscure references, quirkiness, drunkenness, and craziness.
2. Grinning, wordplay, obscure references, physical humor, quirkiness, and tone.
3. Putting things in a certain way, wordplay, references, quirkiness, craziness, and knowing when to stop a joke.
4. CAMELS, being very tired, tone, quirkiness, references, and impossible situations.
5. "Innocence," tone, forgetfulness, physical humor, craziness, and knowing what is funny!
6. "Innocence," tone, asking obvious questions, embarrassing stories, references, and quirkiness!

Name your six favorite quotes from each of these people (one quote per person):
1. "Aren't decaplets.. twins born with no heads?"
2. "Let's see how fast you can get red on MY beer!" (hahaha, very funny... but I love him anyway :P)
3. "You need to get eight hours of sleep every night, or else your brain explodes."
4. "Isn't Cordia Citrus' COUSIN?!" (no, she's his sister :P)
5. "Hey, do you think it would be a good idea if I went to the schools in Mississippi or Alabama since they're so hick, and my smartness would improve them?" OR "Hey, this Caesar salad at the Cactus Club is SO GOOD! It gave me an orgasm!" (way too many to choose from...)
6. "Are you SURE it's where you say it was? I could get LOST, man!"
orbitaldiamonds
Aug. 17th, 2008 06:05 am (UTC)
Name the six funniest people you know (RL or celebrities):
1.
George Carlin
2. Keith Olbermann
3. Lewis Black
4. Carlos Mencia
5. Jon Stewart
6. Stephen Colbert

Give six reasons why each these people are awesome (six reasons per person):
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Funny, smart, socially aware, anti-religious bullshit, profane, nitpicky.
2. Sexy, snarky, super smart, quick-witted, righteously indignant, Rachel's his guest-host!
3. Angry, sarcastic, hilarious, goofy, funny faces, wit
4. Socially aware, hilarious, funny voices, damn, this is hard!
5. Tells the news better than CNN, hilarious, subtly sarcastic, adorable, socially aware, his show is the new SNL as far as being a launching point for new comics and comic actors.
6. Sexy, satirical, smart, funny, shamelessly self-centered (when in character), adorable!

Name your six favorite quotes from each of these people (one quote per person):
1.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
2. Shut the hell up! (to Pres. Bush)
3. “These ballot initiatives remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so long as that dream doesn't make Midwesterners feel icky!”
4. If you don't believe that God has a sense of humor, tomorrow go to Walmart and just LOOK AT PEOPLE!
5. You know, I'm sorry. Normally we have all the writers. We've got a big group of people kicking that soundbite around, but right now it's just me. So... let me see if I can, just quickly, whip something up here; erm... erm... ooh! I've got something. FUCK YOU! (Response to Mitt Romney's concession speech wherein he declares that allowing the Democrats to win would be a "surrender to terror", February 7, 2008)
6. This show is an acquired taste. If you don't like it, acquire some taste!
celli_puzzle
Aug. 17th, 2008 08:50 pm (UTC)
ftw <3
orbitaldiamonds
Aug. 18th, 2008 06:11 am (UTC)
Aww, thanks!
celli_puzzle
Aug. 18th, 2008 08:03 am (UTC)
You have good taste, haha. Np.
orbitaldiamonds
Aug. 18th, 2008 08:08 am (UTC)
^_^
heartofasnail
Aug. 18th, 2008 01:45 am (UTC)
Name the six funniest people you know (RL or celebrities):
1. Pedro Flores
2. Dane Cook
3. Noel Fielding
4. Julian Barratt
5. Seth Rogen
6. Russell Brand

Give six reasons why each these people are awesome (six reasons per person):
1. He's really white, but he's actually Mexican... he's an anime nerd... he has a video dedicated to his beagle puppies... he drinks Corona's... his best friends are really diverse... he likes sex jokes.
2. He's outrageous... he likes blowjobs... he used to work at Burger King... he knows what it's like to be terribly drunk... he likes the F word... he jumps around a lot.
3. He looks like a chick... he likes Joan Jett... he can do funny voices... his stand-up was based on the tales of his parents' acid trips... his brother is super-tiny... he thinks that he's a rockstar.
4. He's very deadpan... he likes jazz... he REALLY likes jazz... he has twin boys... he loves cheese... he's crazy.
5. He's got a Jewfro... his laugh is amazing... he works with Judd Apatow... he's good friends with James Franco... he smokes pot in like, every movie... he wrote Superbad.
6. He was once addicted to sex... and heroin... and cocaine... and alcohol... he wrote a book about his escapades... his hair is insane.

Name your six favorite quotes from each of these people (one quote per person):
1. Hey she was hot... you wanna make some babies?
2. Why do I love Justice Files so much? Because I love justice. And files. And when the two come together I could blow a Justicey load.
3. The worst scenario you can find yourself in, if you're an electrical appliance, is if you're a smoke alarm and you haven't got any batteries.
4. MY MOUTH IS FULL OF STARS!
5. Hey Doc Howard, Ben Stone calling, guess what the fuck's up? Allison is going into labor and you are not fucking here, you know where your at? Your at a fucking bar mitzvah in San Francisco you motherfucking piece of shit, and you know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm going have to kill you, I'm gonna pop a fucking cap in your ass. Your dead, your Tupac, you are fucking Biggie you piece of shit, I hope you fucking die or drop the chair and kill that fucking kid... I hope your plane crashes, peace fucker!
6. I will resort to violence, this is not a democracy, this is like Iraq in the good old days!
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